HUGE 4ft RAT AND NOW 2ft MOUSE FOUND!

So you may have seen in the news recently the gas man who found “Britain’s Largest Rat”.

The rat is rumoured to be a massive 4 ft in length, and although I feel this is one big old rat, it is absolutely categorically no way near this size. We estimate head to tail of abour 2ft, which like I say- big, but nothing out of the ordinary.

I am not the first to say that the picture is all camera angles, and probably not the first the point out that a 4ft rat held at arms length would take either Arnold Schwarzenegger or the Incredible Hulk muscles to endure the pain of keeping it steady whilst the photographer does his business.

Anyway- I found this bloody HUGE plastic mouse in my office, you can see from the photos that its about 2 ft in length! WOW!

Oh no.. wait, the camea angle.. its about 11cm. Silly me.